It’s me, the King. A-L-F-R-E-D! I know I haven’t been on the blog scene lately. But, I’ve been so busy enjoying my new life here in Jersey I haven’t had time to catch up.
Plus, my Moms has been super busy with work. She hasn’t had a lot of time to help me with my blogs. And, Guys, you know how my cat paws get stuck in between the computer keys so I need my Moms to do my typing for me.
I just love it here in Jersey. Moms and I live on the third floor of a beautiful old-turn-of the-century Dutch colonial outside of New York City. The family who owns the house lives on the two main floors plus the basement. Where we live isn’t very big, and my Moms thought I wouldn’t like that. But, I love the blue carpeting which is on the whole floor while the rest of the house has hardwoods. I roll on my back on the carpeting all the time, looking up smiling at my Moms showing her how happy I am.
After that cat valium came out of my system after the trip and I started talking and pooping again, I’ve been fine. I haven’t had any emotional adjustment issues like I did when we moved to the homestead.
Each day my Moms leaves me in the room when she goes to work at 7 am and then lets me out when she gets back close to 11 pm. It’s a long time to be in the little room. But, I don’t mind. I have my cat feeder, which doles out my food every so often, my cat house, and my cat bed – not to mention the comfy bed with Moms scent. At night, when our door is open, I go prowl around the house exploring and pondering the true meaning of life.
Guys, you know I have anger management and separation anxeity issues, right? Well, this vacation is giving me lots of time to think about these issues. I mean what am I so angry about? That I’ve come close to losing my life many times and my Moms is always there to save me? And what am I so anxious about? That my Moms will leave me and I will be all alone in this world? But, my Moms always comes back. She has always been there for me. Right? I mean really. So, I can just chill. Relax. Vacation. And enjoy my life!
But, Guys… there is one thing that keeps me from completely relaxing and kicking back here in Jersey: The DOG