Hi Guys! I know. I haven’t been writing… Well, I’m on strike. I’m not writing any more of these dumb posts.
Like, I’ve been on strike since Mother’s Day. Actually even before that. But, Mother’s Day was the last straw. My Moms just isn’t pulling her weight as a Moms. She keeps leaving me alone to travel who knows where. I mean I was abandoned again on Mother’s Day. And, I just didn’t have it in me to write another one of those syrupy, stupid posts about how much I love my Moms like I’ve been writing for the last 5 years or more.
So, Guys, I’m thinking about Plan B. Yeah. I’m thinking about getting rid of my Moms and getting me another one. You know my cat sitter Miss Sharon is pretty nice. I actually like her. I’m thinking she would be a good surrogate Moms. Don’t you think so?
We all need a Plan B in life, right? Look at all these nice pictures Miss Sharon takes of me when my Moms is away. I look all cool, calm, and collected – like I don’t have a care in the world, let alone being worried that my Moms has abandoned me for the thousandth time.
And, like, Miss Sharon emails me and tells me how wonderful I am. (You can email me, too, at KingAlfredtheCat@yahoo.com) I don’t even get one email from my Moms when she’s away (And, yes, guys, my Moms was away last week, and I won’t mention all the other times she was away since I last wrote…)
Ok. My Moms does skype chat me when I crash into a depression when she’s away. But, she doesn’t routinely email me.
Any way, guys, what do you think? Should I get myself a new Moms?