King Alfred Gets Angry During His Christmas Picture Shoot
December 24, 2015
Merry Christmas, Guys!
How’s your holiday going?
Mines is goin’ horrible. My Moms keeps makin’ me sit for stupid holiday pictures. I DO NOT like takin’ pictures by the Christmas tree. I mean I’ve done so much for my Moms this year I don’t understand why she puts me through this torture. Here’s a picture of me being grumpy.
Every time I do something nice for my Moms she just asks me for more. I mean I finished my first manuscript for my book. My Moms kept telling me I wasn’t earnin’ my keep. So, I had to write a book to pay for all the premium cat food and cat litter I use. Guys, that manuscript had to be entered by November 15 to be considered for a special grant for cats like me. I stayed up all night just writin’ and writin’. My Moms would look it over and tell me it was horrible and I had to write and write some more! Then, Guys, when I finally finished and submitted my book, my Moms started complaining that I hadn’t written any posts on my blog.
Guys! I just don’t have that kind of time. I can’t work on both my blog and my book series. I need your help, Guys, explainin’ this to my Moms.
Then we keep havin’ all these guests in the house- especially during the holidays. I don’t like people in my kingdom. My Moms even had people stay in my room. Can you believe it? And, Moms gets mad when I’m not nice to them.
Man. You just can’t please her. My Moms is always comin’ into my room and bugging me to do somethin’ like clean up my litter box or come take pictures for Christmas!
This picture here is when my Moms bust into the room when I was takin’ my cat nap, askin’ me to get up and get my room ready for our guests.
So, here’s the picture Moms is going to use for Christmas. What do you guys think? I look great, don’t I?