All I was doing was taking my daily dump. Well… actually, I usually use my Moms’ bathroom even though I have my own.
But, today, my Moms took a bath in my bathroom because her bathroom doesn’t have a bathtub – just a walk-in shower, which is pretty neat. Plus, my Moms is trying to make me go natural with this natural litter and I prefer the chemical stuff.
Suddenly, I hear my Moms ask…”What’s that smell…?!”
I got quiet.
“Alfred!! Are you taking a dump right when I’m in the bathtub trying to enjoy a morning soak?!”
“What’s wrong with you?!”
“Alfred! What are you doing? Did you drag my bathrobe into your litter box to cover up your poop?!”