How’s it going? Remember me – the King…? I know it’s been a minute. Like a long minute. I know you think I’ve abandoned you when all you’ve been are my loyal fans. Well, I’ve been busy.
Like my Moms moved up into a new place without even telling me about it. Back in December – yeah, last year – I was gettin’ suspicious that something was happening. All this furniture kept going out the door over several weeks. I couldn’t figure it out.
“Moms… Is there something you’re not telling me,” I asked my Moms. “Why is our furniture leaving the house? Does this mean I’m going to be leavin’, too? I’ve been inside my DC townhome since October 9, 2012. That’s more than two years, Moms?”
“Alfred! Alfred! Calm down. You don’t have know everything I do. You’re not mature enough to handle heavy stuff like moving to a new place. It will mess with your head, Man. I don’t want you to stress out or lose your innocence,” Moms explained.
“So – you mean we’re movin’, Moms!”
And that was it, guys. On January 21, Moms scooped me up and put me in my carrying case and there I was back in the Benz taking another ride to a new home..
Guys! You won’t believe my new place and all the adventures I’m havin’ here.