King Alfred Helps His Moms Put Up The Christmas Tree
December 23, 2013
It’s me Alfred. KING ALFRED. Guys, you know it’s Advent and all and right after I had that bad experience spending an entire day inside the teeny tiny laundry room closet my Moms leaves me again. Can you believe it?!
I could tell she was leaving when she pulled out her black suitcase. She was packin’ it up and all, and I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes. I just knew my letter to Santa would never get written because my Moms is always never here to help me with it…
“Alfred… Alfred… Alfred!!”
“Yeah… Moms… err, Ma’am!”
“Alfred, what are you telling those so-called loyal fans of yours…? Are you complaining about me to them..? Why don’t you tell them something nice? Like how you helped me decorate the Christmas tree yesterday…”
Guys, I helped my Moms decorate the Christmas tree! It’s my third Christmas tree in my entire cat life. And I told my Moms what to do – and everything! Like which ornaments to put up and how to do it. Guys, this tree is great because it was a cheap reject tree from Home Depot, missing branches on the bottom. So, I can sit underneath the tree and look cool.”
I’m going to have the best Christmas ever! I just know it. With my tree and my Moms, I’m just the luckiest cat ever!
Here’s my first video showcasing the whole thing. PS My Moms asks me some dumb questions in the video that I don’t feel like answering..