Roses are red
Violets are blue
Moms is my Valentine, who is always so true
She feeds me by day
And cleans up my poop
O how my heart grows fonder
If only she knew
Happy Valentines' Day, Guys!
THE KING
Hi Guys!
It's Alfred again. Yeah, it's me! How you Guys doin'?
I'm doin' okay but my Moms and I are in a bit of a power struggle. You see - my Moms just doesn't want to accept the fact that I'm a cat. And I do cat things. Moms wants to have...
Ah-C-K_! Ah-C-K-!
Excuse me, Guys! Just coughing up another hairball.
Yeah, it's me again, Alfred. The KING. Just trying to enjoy these beautiful winter flowers right outside the homestead and cough up my hairball at the same time.
Right after...
Hi Guys!
Alfred here. Yeah... it's me the KING. I know I don't look so hot today. You can see it in my picture. That's because I had nightmares all last night. For those of you who have been reading my blogs know that I have anger management and separation...
Guys- Today is 3 Kings Day!
And for my friends back in Equatorial Guinea and other Spanish-speaking brothers: Feliz Dia de los Reyes!
Well, all this holiday hoopla is finally come to an end. Today, my Moms and I will have a Rosca de Reyes from the...
Joyous Kwazaa, Guys!
How you guys doin'?! Are you ready for this evening's Kwanzaa celebration of Kuumba or Creativty?
Guys, all these holidays are killing me. My Moms just got back after a week of celebrating Christmas with Grandmoms, and she had me switch...
Hi Guys!
How was your Christmas? I've been having quite a time.
On my first day of Christmas, my Moms got me a SeaGreen Hooded Litterbox! Can you believe it?! Remember I was complaining that my Moms wouldn't take me out to PetSmart on Black...
Ho Ho Ho... Guys,
Christmas is almost here...! And Hanukha is here! Gosh, Guys, the holidays are going by real fast.
Moms and I have been having a peaceful Advent season. How 'bout you? We've been welcoming all the family here at the Homestead...
Hi Guys!
How's your holiday season going? Still got turkey on your breath like I do? Havin' a hard time going from Thanksgiving to the full blown Christmas season like me?
Did you guys do Black Friday? Or Black Saturday? How about Cyber Monday?
Guys,...
Welcome back, Guys!
It's me, Alfred! Yeah... the King over here in cotton land.
Guess what! I got up on Monday and looked out the window and saw that the cotton was being picked on our Homestead. Can you believe it?!
"Moms! Moms! Look! There...